How is it even possible that it's March already? More to the point how is it even possible that it's 2010 already? Have been enjoying listening to the long forgotten sounds of my youth via Spotify. This is a sobering experience. Ironic really as there was precious little sobriety at the time.As I have previously mentioned many of my girlish luurves were very serious about music. One of them actually used to use the phrase " pushing the sonic envelope" with no obvious irony. Surely that should have been a binning offence. This is why memory lane is such a tricksy place to visit; you come to realise that you gave some of your finest, pertest years to utter buffoons; humourless stoners without grace or charm. Bloody huge music collection though. Which is why I came to be listening to Bongwater. Quite miserymaking really, started out thinking, " this really is bilge of the first order, what was I thinking, why did I put up with this?" Then noticing the year said work of questionable genius came out.............HOW is that possible????? Surely I'm still only 25...If that came out 15 years ago then I must have been a student when I was ten, what was I doing in a boy's room at that age, where were my parents? Maybe I should write a misery memoir about how my unfeeling parents farmed me out to perform sexual favours on boys with bad hair when I was still in primary school.Then Of course I remember. I wasn't ten. I'm not 25.Time to break open the show tunes I think. Just the thing to listen to whilst knitting. A cup of tea would be lovely too......
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