You don't bring me Flowers..

When I got home from work yesterday there was no sign of Alphaboy but there was a big old bunch of flowers in the kitchen. Because I'm actually a bit of a cow my first thought was " why pink roses? I hate pink roses" Horrible ungrateful brat that I am. Then I started to wonder why he'd got me flowers at all. So add suspicion to ingratitude and maybe it becomes clear why nobody ever buys me flowers. Actually this is a bit of a fib, someone at work gave me some lovely Anenomes only the other week. Probably because I'm nicer at work than I am at home. Anyway, karma quickly came round and bit me because they weren't even my flowers. They were for the girl two doors down, and, as she was out the delivery person had left them at ours. See, I don't deserve flowers and I don't get any. There's a lesson in there somewhere I'm sure. Obviously, I don't want any flowers this weekend, (apart from maybe some forget me nots as they are always welcome) because that would be unoriginal.I really am a complete nightmare aren't I ? Must resolve to be less of a horror and maybe then I shall be deserving.